In this video, the sometimes-informative-sometimes-cantankerous, South-African 4×4 expert, Andrew St. Pierre White, reviews the most basic Geländewagen variant, the G300 Professional. The only thing is — iiiirrrrck — he doesn’t take it off road.

For that you need this guy. I don’t know who he his or what language he speaks (Czech?) but he wears funny boots and, more importantly, he gets his G300 dirty.